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wow, what a work of crap

that was horrid, not only did you spell FELATIO wrong, but you managed to cover it up by having utterly retarded graphics and audio that was made by someone other than yourself which wasnt even funny. Ha ha you took someones retard audio clip and made it a truely shitty flash cartoon, congrats

what is everyone smoking?!?!?!?

yeah the graphics are good, not much better than average, but not near outstanding or beautiful and no where near a 10. The animation was well done, koodoos... but nothing that hasnt been done. Nothing here is extra ordinary. The plot is lame and border line gay, not interesting or fun. Baby marcus by dave teatro is far better done, no so much the graphics but the... well you know. So inconclusion, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE
are you all a bunch of yellow bellied pussies that like stories about a faggy little boy that plays with some alien thing late at night? Whats the fucking deal?

Nice...

Though not the best flash, this is truely a jewel. I must say i didn't expect to see baby marcus become santa's bitch. That was laugh out loud funny, don't listen to anyone who says other whise.

Better than the rest

Nice graphics and sounds, but they pale to the use of story and plot which is lost in the most popular of shorts posted. This is so much better because it was so much like a movie, so well done, i commend you and denounce those who think less of your work. very well done

TOM LEYKIS KICKS ASS...

or at least he used to, i can't get him on the AM out here (MO) anymore. make more, or else...

...better and better and better...

These are great, from sloth to reading rainbow you are single handedly reinventing classic programming for the whole world. but why does everyone lose their clothes?

Any and everything Sloth, Rules

'nuff said

you made me cry...

This is a sad day indeed, when file size and low patience outway the content of truely great works of art. Selfish reviewers who come to newgrounds without making movies of there own and are incapable of appreciating the work put into them, their imaginations are limited to their bandwith. I pity them if they never saw this masterpiece, and I offer my condolences to Newgrounds for losing on of the best flash movies concieved.

this is great

there is just something about these that crack me up, don't make too many though you might jinx them

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Are you fuckin retarded? you reviewed one of my movies and said it "was total dogshit" well upon watching this i have to come to the conclusion that you are either blind or a fucking retard